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Admiral of My Ass pt. 2“Well, that sounded bad…” Jared said, looking toward the window nervously.

Having heard the unmistakable screaming a few moments before, the Warden clicked the toes of his shoes together happily, wearing a big smile.

Valerie walked in, completely soaked, followed by a seemingly pleased Jailbot.

“Welcome back,” the Warden said, and she attempted to glare at him, but her expression was deeply offset by a profound sense of trepidation and despondency. “Did you have fun?”

“I had an underwater wrestling match with a machine. That’s not terribly fun in my book. Not to mention the killer sheep and the
Admiral of My AssJacknife was quickly pocketing anything that looked valuable from the home he’d broken into. Everything was quiet so he figured it was safe, until there was a shout of ‘Yo, asshole’. He turned to see that the owner had returned without warning, and was opening the door to the basement.

He looked around for something to use as a weapon and grabbed the closest thing he could find – the homeowner’s pet turtle. He chucked it, laughing when the poor creature nailed the guy right in the head, causing him to fall sideways and splatter his brains all over the kitchen counter.

He hastily continued his work… that is, unt

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Check out my gallery for other pocky recipes! I also do ingredient/flavor requests!
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~BlueElCaminoSS Jan 7, 2011
does the dough taste like the real pocky?
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=harleshinn Jul 10, 2010  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Thanks for sharing! Love pocky!!!
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